The Carpenters

The Carpenters - Episode 4: "Not Tempest Nor Squall"

Things that are happening to or with the Carpenters are here discussed in podcast format on the podcast of The Carpenters, called The Carpenters podcast. This week: A tempest, a squall, and that thing about the gourd.

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The Carpenters - Episode Three: "Bran Tub"

Once again, missives from the High Bench rammed into your ears by any means necessary. News, truth, and comfort.

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The Carpenters - Episode Two: "A Hike!"

A hike! Celebrating and venerating the Trapezoid that covers us all, and those who serve the Trapezoid upon the noble High Bench. Nice to see you.

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The Carpenters - Episode One: "Bath Spa"

The first episode of The Carpenters' new podcast, celebrating and venerating the great Scholastic Trapezoid, and sharing news from the High Bench.